Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Dicks are not precious.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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