You're a womanizer and a bitch.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Randomize
