discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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