How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
