Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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