Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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