My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
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my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
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If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
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