I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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