I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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