Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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