Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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