this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
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I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
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I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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