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(631): View more from New York

AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg

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(804): View more from Virginia

you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning

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(203): View more from Connecticut

As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions

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(601): View more from Mississippi

there are ass prints on the hood of my car.

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(503): View more from Oregon

I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?

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(775): View more from Nevada

A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!

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(850): View more from Florida

I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot

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(319): View more from Iowa

I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.

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