We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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