you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
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its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
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If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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