But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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