Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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