What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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