How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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