She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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