Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
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