I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
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The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
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I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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