I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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