I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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