Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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