Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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