their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
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Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
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So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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