She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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