I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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