Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
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Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
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He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
you never un-have a 4some
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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