Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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