I am full of burrito and curiosity
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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