Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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