Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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