guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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