I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
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Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
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I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize