He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Randomize
