Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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