Please, let me fuck your mom
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
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please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
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What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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