Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Someone came in the potted fern
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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