The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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