Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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