So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
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Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
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Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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