Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
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Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
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You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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