Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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