their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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