Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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