Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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