Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Randomize
