This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
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Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
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I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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