the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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