Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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