sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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