Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
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