What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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