what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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