We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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