I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
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after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
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No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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