Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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